1-800-CALL-GOD "Accident? Call 1 800
1-800-CALL-GOD
"Accident? Call 1 800 insured" screamed the huge bill board along the highway. What if in that accident life was lost wandered in a thought? And it found expression thus:
B: How about a 1 800 CALL GOD number once one dies?
BD: And the call gets routed to India to a call center.
B's baccha: Amma that sounds like one of those religious people on the TV in those religious channels!
B: Yeah! How about they accepting calls as the sole gateway to heaven?
BD: As soon as one calls, there will be an automated menu. If chistian press 1, if muslim press 2 , if Hindu press 3 , if buddhist press 4 & so on. Then further subdivisions- if christian catholic or protestant & so on, for muslim- sunni or shias...
B: (doubled with laughter) and for Hindus a simple question- "Are u enlightened?" If yes, please stay on the line (for eternity) if no, please return to planet earth-press *. And in the meantime the call center person in Mumbai can route souls to whichever part of paradise they claim as theirs, that suits their concept of heaven!
BD: Maybe we can throw in a menu option for how their last rites need to be performed...
B: Oh for that, we need 1 800 LAST RTE!
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